Worried Guy's Continence Journey - AMS AdVance Sling

We have a female guest staying with us for about a week and this has started me on the path to 'normalcy'.

Because she's here, I had to remove my pee catch cups from the bathrooms and move the timers to my bathroom. I can't exactly smuggle a cup full of pee into the kitchen with her sitting at the table. So..., I..., (this is so hard to say) ... I,... I stopped taking data! There! I said it! (I'm so ashamed.)
At least for a week, I won't be waddling out of the bathroom while peeing to turn on my computer. I'll wear pants - all day! I won't discuss my penis, peeing, prostate, pills, pump... - Heck, I won't even discuss anything that starts with the letter "P"!

I'm going to wrap up my data, put it in report form and keep it as an exhibit if I ever decide to apply for an NIH grant.

My wife thinks today is the first day of the rest of my life. I can't tell if she's kidding or not.

Jeff (not even wearing a pad)

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 3/19/2011 8:03:19 AM (GMT-6)

Jeff;
How dare you stop taking data when there are going to be new members who will desperately need clinical data.You might loose your edge and give some one the wrong information,thus causing them to over exhaust the abilities of their pad in an embarrassing situation.
Who will tell them the correct liquid intake for their size? I'm just depressed about the whole situation!


Slinky A.K.A. Disgruntled Dave!

Not quite You had the data for the glass and fake ice cubes

I GOT IT! Rather than use the low range Mettler that measures down to 0.01 gram (overkill - even for me) but only goes to 4 kg, I can use our PS60 Mettler that goes up to my weight but with a resolution of 5 gm. I can weigh myself, tare it, pee, and get back on the scale. Bingo! It wiill display the weight of my pee! No one will know the difference! Our guest will think I have a weight fetish. Better that, than what I'm really doing. I'll keep that in mind if I start having withdrawals.

It was 55F today. I peed outside! No data! Baton Rouge, here I come! Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Cajun Jeff have an orchard of Pee-can trees?

Jeff

I don't have none of those new-fangled cable teeVees y'all talk about. My TV comes from the air by an antenney on the roof. Like my grandpappy done.

I did look up Swamp People and have a better idea of how I should dress - better shave my back.
Now that I'm not wearing pee pads, I know what we can use for alligator bait.

Hey Cajun Jeff,
Will you supply the shotguns or should I bring my 870 and 1100 LT-20 in my luggage?
J

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 3/19/2011 10:05:22 AM (GMT-6)

Ouch ouch ouch. 5 days post surgery laughing hurts. I must consider Jeff's post as an opinion as there is no longer any data. LOL......ouch

I tried to pay attention to all the important data in this thread, but all I seem to be able to think about is, "Does your wife know you pee in the shower?" ;)

Michelle (who will now be the first to shower in this otherwise all-male household)

I was just discussing the post-sling surgery period with Arch and remembered I had written this thread that sums it up nicely.
It also reminded me of some funny guys.

It has been almost 2 years since the sling so I figure it's time for an update.

I still pee in the red Solo cup. Why?
1) I don't have to aim.
2) I never splash.
3) I can multitask during the 2 minutes.
4) The cup catches the final drops that come out during the WWPP (Wiggle Waggle Perineum Push) period of the post pee process.
The Mettler balance is still on the kitchen counter. While it does get used daily, it is a rare day that finds urea above the measuring pan.

I figure I am leaking about 5 ml per day. In winter that is sub-observable, but in summer it is definitely noticeable and a bit uncomfortable. Therefore, I no longer consider myself LFPF. If I am home I will stick a folded handkerchief into my briefs. That is usually enough. If I am going out, I will cut half a pad and put that in my briefs. Pads have an impervious shield which eliminates the chance of anything wicking through.

I can work outdoors and be as physical as I like. If my bladder is full (more than about 400 ml) I will leak if I strain myself lifting or running. I just make sure to empty first.

I am no longer controlled by my pee production. I am master of my domain.

Stay dry.
Jeff

Worried Guy says: "I am master of my domain."

Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. Are we still talking about incontinence?