Lucky you didn't have the young uro who did mine. I swear he should do some time for the way he violated me!!
I should've known he was a little too anxious when I met him in the hall pacing back and forth. He had just moved from UCLA a few months earlier, and completed his residency and all that. Mistake by me.
Seriously, I think I should've told him about my hemorrhoids before hand, but hell they hadn't bothered me in a few years. He first did the DRE like he snuck up on me while I was laying in my prison bunk!
When he called the other urologist in, because he said my prostate was pretty small, the other guy immediately said we need to put some more lubricant on the bioscope.
At that rate I figure I'd be in a wheel chair right now had I let him do the Da Vinci surgery like he wanted to.