Tide,
It was good talking to you this morning. You sound in good spirits and ready for the life changing surgery tomorrow. You said you wanted to be the first surgery because you will be hungry. You better have your wife go to the drive thru once you are discharged. You will be quite a sight coming into Cracker Barrel with a catheter and holding your groin area while sitting on oak chairs. At least bring a donut cushion if you decide to eat in.
By this time tomorrow, we will be able to welcome you to "The Squeeze to Pee Club". It sure beats pads to catch pee! Of course it will take 6 weeks before you get activated but you will still be a card carrying member of the club tomorrow.
Sounds like you have been dealing with this for as long as I did, over 2 years.
Just remember 2 words, "FROZEN PEAS". They will help with the swelling of your balls for the coming days and weeks. Since we both live in the South, you should use black eye peas since they are stand for good luck in the New Year.
You told me you ere a Vietnam War vet. If you rearrange the letters AUS they spell USA!
Let us know how it went once you feel up to it!
I'll pray you do well and we'll talk again soon.
Bill from Florida