Sure wish I could sit around a camofire and discuss PC issues

This sounds great...I regret that I can't make it. But I'll be there in spirit...

Tony

Here are the plans so far:

This will definitely be a low pressure but fun and informative weekend. Certainly GFMPH! (Good for Men's Prostate Health.)

Friday night I'm figuring we can go to a local restaurant for a "meet and greet" and we can talk about the schedule.

Saturday morning, depending upon the number, I can cook breakfast here or you're welcome to eat wherever you like. After breakfast you can either work on the projects some of us have been discussing: the different clamps, videos, shoot your catheter bag, try a TENS unit, etc, or you can go out on your own and see what Braddock Bay and Rochester has to offer. Bird watching, kayaking.
For Geocachers we are close to Hogan Point Trail cache GC1EB6Z and there are many others in the neighborhood. If you're into astronomy we are close to the lake and have dark sky so bring your Mead or Celestron.

Saturday night we're planning cookout with typical "man food" fare: Steak, chicken, corn on the cob, baked potatoes and pies and s'mores for desserts. These will be cooked on the grill or on the fire. I've been adding to the fire pit all week so it's a little bigger than the usual and can no doubt be seen from space. I'll call NASA before I torch it so they don't dispatch the local fire department. It will be good chance to talk, trade ideas and pee in the woods. (Bring your potato cannon if you've got one)

If wives come they can attend the Manhattan Shorts Film festival at the Little Theater at 7:00. That will give them a chance to get away from the all the spittin' and cussin' menfolk are wont to do. My wife can drive the minivan. (Actually the film festival is Great! Look it up.)

Sunday I can also cook a late breakfast , we can finish up any projects and then start to break up in the afternoon.

How does that sound? We're open to suggestions.

I have one single bed available and a hide-a-bed couch in the living room if anyone wants to stay indoors, and a screened-in porch. The bathrooms will be loaded with towels and PPP (Pee Protection Products) and the washing machine will be available.
We have 5 acres with plenty of space, with extension cords and hoses for campers and tents. I'll also set up a couple of 10x10 EZ ups and a 10x20 ShelterLogic if it's needed (I'll need some help with that)

In case your mother or wife needs more info: Yes, I am married; Yes, my wife will be here; No, there will be no drugs - other than ED; Yes, there will be some alcohol and maybe a firearm or two - but not at the same time.

We can give you the address and phone numbers off line. For now, look for Greece NY on Google Maps. I listed hotels in the other thread for those of you who need private accommodations.

So, who else is in?

David,

You are all heart ! Now we can sit around the campfire and cry as the escort girls do their thing. If only Jeff had completed work on that cow milker super sucker !

Oh well, at least we can still remember what it used to be like (almost). Wait a minute, what about that STD post ? Oh crap, their goes the call girls ! Oh, that's right, I already had PC. Whew !

David,
Of course we understood your intentions were nothing short of completely honorable - as are ours. After reading some of the posts from several members of this estemeed club, I have no doubt we will have fun - either with or without encouraged blood flow.
Based upon the menu I suspect that any blood flow with be of the postprandial variety and directly to the GI tract.
Jeff

As mentioned earlier I won't be able to attend since I will be on the cruise ship on the way to my son's wedding in Bermuda. However I'll make sure and get pictures from the 'top topless deck' of the cruise ship where the ladies like to umm lay in the sun. Should get some blood flowing in all of us.

Larry

Steve, nothing but the best for my brothers of the PC

David,

You are too kind. Being married to a nurse as you are, you couldn't have picked a better escort to get my blood flowing ( from fear ).

Nurses are able to remove what the URO didn't if caught around the campfire with escorts dressed as nurses.

Anyway, appreciate the kind thoughts.

My thoughts are with you in these coming days as well. What a wild ride this PCa can be !

We might not hear as many high speed rips on Sunday as usual. At least two of us are going to try to make our own Cunningham clamps. I have all the necessary tools and have the materials all set up for this special camping craft.
If my wife digs up some boondoggle you'll be able to wear it around your neck just like you did when you got back from summer camp. "Hey Honey! Look what I made at the GFMPH outing!" Your wife will be so proud of you she might even hang it on the refrigerator handle.
If you save one pad per day that's $100 per year out of Kimberly Clark's pocket and into yours.
Jeff

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 9/18/2009 8:31:16 AM (GMT-6)

Personally, I think the visits I was providing from the Escort Nurse Service rated higher than farting around the camp fire, but hey, Im not in New York.

We'd better sit back a bit from the fire. I wouldn't want any dangerous flares from the gases.

I mowed out in the orchard today and covered the burn pile and the refuel pile with 12 x 12 tarps to keep them dry in case we get rain this week. That pile will light off faster than a Minuteman missile.

I got gas for the cooker, and enough supplies to make about 20 clamps. I even saved about 50 wrappers from Depend guards so you can take your craft home and proudly show the head XX chromosome holder of the family what you did on your vacation (I mean "conference").

(And I got more ammo at the local sporting goods shop. We might not use it but, hey, you can never have too much.)
Let Goodlife or me, know by Wednesday night, off-line please, if you're coming and if you need anything special: food, towels, pads, electricity, lighting, tritium... I can accommodate anything.

We are going to have a ball!
Jeff

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 9/20/2009 10:59:49 AM (GMT-6)

 

All right !

 

For all you last minute guys,

What else so you have to do

this weekend, than to sit

around and change your pads,

or complain about the lack of

firmness in your e-thing.

Pack your bags and come to

New York !  We'll have a ball,

I promise.

 

JUST DO It !

 

 

I sure do wish I could be with you guys. You know us Cajun guys love a get to gether. I could make a pot of Jambalaya and share some Cajun humor. Will be thinking about you guys.

Jeff T