Alive
This is the Dave Barry article:
www.miamiherald.com/dave_barry/story/427603.htmlYou will appreciate the humor much more after you've been poked and scoped.
An excerpt:"The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ''a loose watery bowel movement may result.'' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet."
You get the idea.
The prep chemicals work so well it gives you faith in modern science. You'll be amazed at how much your colon holds. I asked to be awake during the procedure so I could watch but fell asleep within 6 seconds. Oh well. Maybe next time.
Just remember, this too shall pass.
Jeff
Leave a magazine or two in the bathroom. You'll have plenty of time to read them.
Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 1/31/2010 3:19:41 PM (GMT-7)