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Posted 4/10/2010 1:46 AM (GMT 0)
Why did the patient have the RP?

To get to the other side.

LOL

Mel

Posted 4/10/2010 2:04 AM (GMT 0)
Hey Mel you should have seen some of my jokes back in 2003 while on ADT3 drugs, I think I got extra creative and did one that was like a gangsta scene parody, almost like an movie script and posted it on Yananow I think it was. Looking back it was wacko-jacko, perhaps we get various side effects from this like new found types of humor. Must be a chemical thing with lack of testostorone or such. (LOL)

Hope your psa's stay where they are.
Posted 4/10/2010 11:33 AM (GMT 0)
Umm,

Why did the PCa patient refuse to accept the overseas job assignment?

He wanted to stay in continent.



Why did the blond, gold digger only date PCa patients?

She wanted men who were im-potent.



Oh boy, I'd better stop now before this gets worse.

Jeff
Posted 4/10/2010 11:41 AM (GMT 0)
Too late!

Why did the incontinent dyslexic sign up for therapy?

He thought the sign said: Free Leak Free Pad.

OK, Now I really will stop.

Jeff
Posted 4/10/2010 11:58 AM (GMT 0)
here's a real life scenario:

every time we walk into the urologist's office, the secretary invariably greets us with

"So, What's up?"
Posted 4/10/2010 12:25 PM (GMT 0)
There are wiseacres everywhere!

Hey,
Why did the post RRP guy keep searching for a good advice web site?

Because it wasn't healing well.

Aww...
Jeff


Hey Leno, Are you writing these down?
Posted 4/10/2010 2:40 PM (GMT 0)
Mel,
I'm glad you are getting your sense of humor back. You are now on the other side.
Posted 4/10/2010 5:06 PM (GMT 0)
Hey you should all be on the "Tonight Show!"

Why was the computer geek shocked during his prostate exam?

He was expecting a "digital" exam! tongue

Barry
Posted 4/10/2010 6:55 PM (GMT 0)
You know there are alot of jokes about the DRE exam since you mentioned it...I won't go into details but(the punch line red flags things were, like) be very worried if the lights go out when in the exam room; be very concerned during the DRE and two hands are then felt upon your shoulders, worry if disco music starts playing,...there is an internet DRE exam link that is extremely funny...the doc comes into the room, patient is waithing upon table, doc is gloved and music starts by Lou Rawls....'you'll never find'...da-da-da-da...(Song is 'You're Gonna Miss My Lovin'). Maybe I can find the link. Hope this passes the mod squad's posting rules..tried to keep it civil.

FOUND the link go to YouTube.com and search for prostate exam music Lou Rawls and see video clip.   Lou Rawls is the dressed up doc and Damon Wayans is the patient...it is a good laugh...enjoy! Also on Youtube.com find other prostate parodies like "Brokeback Prostate Clinic" another good laugh and others including 'Family Guy' cartoon version, too.

Posted 4/10/2010 7:37 PM (GMT 0)
Hi all

I am new here, but have posted on some of the other forums. Tried at least three hours to think about a cancer related joke, and here it is

What is the cancer capital of the world?

Washington PC

I hope no-one's used it before
Posted 4/10/2010 8:29 PM (GMT 0)
This thread reminds me of the old BeeGees song:

"I started a joke..."

Mel

Posted 4/10/2010 8:59 PM (GMT 0)
Hey Pattersson

Welcome to Healing Well. Looks like you've already hit the ground running. :-)

Jeff
Posted 4/10/2010 9:04 PM (GMT 0)
Hey

Why did the incontinent guy make his wife get a hearing aid.
Because she came home from the store with bag of pea pods.

J
Posted 4/10/2010 9:12 PM (GMT 0)
Quick! Somebody call the mods and have them ban me!
And for my fellow ED brothers:

Why did the guy take his girlfriend to Taco Bell?

He thought she said "Let's Try Mex".

Jeff
Posted 4/10/2010 9:17 PM (GMT 0)
Sadly, we can't ban anyone for just posting really bad jokes... smilewinkgrin
Posted 4/10/2010 9:30 PM (GMT 0)
Whew! I'm relieved. Like completely filling a Tena on a cold winter day.
Posted 4/11/2010 6:03 PM (GMT 0)
lol i dont hv this dd as um well im a gal but you guys are cracking me up
ty for the laughs

lyn
Posted 4/11/2010 8:41 PM (GMT 0)
True Story

  Had a friend of mind, wheeled out on the stage at Standford University Med. Center, on a gurney, in front of 300 first year students.

Looking at the doctor with a straight face and in a loud voice he says,   You guess it, is everyone going to give me the DRE.

  

                                                                         Tim

58 yrs

PSA. 6.58

gleason 7

8 of 12 pos. cores

robot 4/14

Posted 4/11/2010 10:46 PM (GMT 0)
Uh oh! As I sit here in diapers, I feel another one coming.....


Why was the patient happy with his HT?


Because he was a boob man.

Jeff

(I'm supposed to be doing income tax but I just can't resist. Mel, Thanks for the diversion.)
Posted 4/11/2010 11:07 PM (GMT 0)

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

MEL

Posted 4/11/2010 11:33 PM (GMT 0)
Hey Tallguy, Heavy Leaker, KW, and Rapids

I'm leaking at 300 ml per day. Should I go with a sling or AUS?

The answer of course: "It Depends."

J

My wife will make me sleep on the couch if I don't get back to the taxes.
She still won't let me sit on it after watching this Seinfeld episode: The Couch
Posted 4/12/2010 12:19 PM (GMT 0)

Why did the RP patient badly flunk his math test?

He wanted to join the ZERO Club

Mel (just can't leave things well enough alone!)

Posted 4/12/2010 12:35 PM (GMT 0)
Mel,
That's the spirit! Surely there are others who can find humor in PCa, incontinence, and related treatments.

Hey!
What did the chief Shriner leave on the floor at the hospital?

The potentate's prostrated prostate.

Jeff

I'm still doing taxes. So far, I'm up to $11,500 in out of pocket medical expenses for 2009. A very expensive walnut, indeed.
Posted 4/14/2010 7:23 PM (GMT 0)
Hey,

I just heard that Kimberly Clarke bought out Maxwell House.


Their new ad campaign is: "Good to the last drip."

Taxes are done! Watch out!
J

Post Edited (Worried Guy) : 4/14/2010 6:07:05 PM (GMT-6)

Posted 4/14/2010 7:27 PM (GMT 0)
And this is from Steve in another post. I figured they could all be put together.

cocrgolfer said...

What does a "green" construction project and a post-prostatectomy dude have in common?

Neither uses any wood.

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