Wiggs and all,
Today was the day 6 1/2 weeks after my surgery for my AMS 800 artificial urinary sphincter (AUS) activation. Here is the story:
Got to the clinic a few minutes late for my 3:30 pm appointment. My wife and I were about 20 miles away getting my CCW concealed carry permit and the road was under repair with our TARP funds at work. But I digress......I drove like a banshee because the last thing I wanted to do was miss this appointment. But, I digress......
HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED:
After the usual questionaire asking how I felt about my incontinence and ED....I can fill this thing out blind folded at this point we were ushered into the room for the mandatory urine sample and BP check. My wonderful Doctor came in with an intern in tow and said "drop em'". I layed back on the table and the raised it up to working height and went to work. She "milked" the AUS "bulb" (this is the working part, looks/feels like a half size domino about twice as thick). To activate they push on the sides at the very top to activate the sterile solution that fills the "cuff" that surrounds the urethera. This closes off the urethera. After a few minutes of "fore play" she asked me to take my thumb and fore finger and press/push on the lower portion of the flat side of the "bulb"....hard. This forces the liquid solution from the "cuff" and opens the urethera. They then had me stand and pee into a cup. Out came a small amount (remember, I had just gave a urine sample a few minutes before). Then asked me to see if I could push out any more.... a couple of drops came out. We waited a minute or so and I tried again and .....nothing came out. Evidently how long it takes for the "cuff" go move back into place and seal off the urethera varies with each patient. I had read the book/manual they gave me at the prior visit so I had a good feel how to activate etc.
We then left the office at about 3:30pm. We got home about 4:00pm. We passed my golf club on the way. So, I immediately said to my wife, I am going to play 9 holes and give this thing a workout. She said....fine but do you realize in our excitement for your new toy we forgot to pick up my car at your office?....Opps, we can so that tomorrow morning, I have to play some golf.
HERE IS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW...JUST TEASING WITH THE STUFF ABOVE.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE CLINIC I LEFT THE PAD IN MY BRIEFS THAT I WORE ON THE WAY THERE. WHEN WE GOT HOME I CHANGED FROM MY OFFICE SUIT INTO GOLF SHORTS AND THREW THE PAD ACROSS THE BATHROOM......(IT HAD A FEW DROPS IN IT WHICH GOT THERE BEFORE WE ACTIVATED THE AUS)...NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN...HOPEFULLY. TOOK MY 48 CHEVY TO THE GOLF COURSE SINCE MY WIFE JUST HAD TO GO TO THE STORE. WALKED 9 HOLES AND DRANK A COKE ON THE WAY. SWUNG FULL OUT WITH ALL THE CLUBS IN THE BAG. I FINISHED about 6:30PM about THREE HOURS SINCE THE CLINIC VISIT AND SINCE URINATING AND ACTIVATION OF THE AUS. I WAS FEELING THE "URGE" SO I STOPPED IN THE MENS LOCKER ROOM BEFORE GOING HOME. DROPPED THE GOLF SHORTS AND BRIEFS. PUSHED ON THE "BULB" AND WELLA....OUT CAME A GUSH. NOT A LARGE VOLUME BUT MY BLADDER HAS SHRUNK OVER THESE TWO YEARS OF MY JOURNEY SINCE RP. DOC SAYS IT WILL GRADUALLY STREATCH AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD MORE AS TIME GOES ON.
THE QUESTION YOU REALLY HAVE IS DID I LEAK. I FELT MY BRIEFS AND THERE WAS A VERY SLIGHT DAMPNESS. SOME OF THIS WAS PROBABLY A FEW DROPS WHEN I UNLOADED ONE OF THOSE 250 YARD DRIVES .....FIRST GOLF SINCE MY AUS SURGERY 7 WEEKS AGO.... AND THE REST OF THE DAMPNESS WAS LIKELY PERSPIRATION. IT'S NOW ALMOST 9:OO PM AND I AM HOME AND DRY, HAVE NOT CHANGED UNDERWEAR ALL DAY AND AM JUST NOW FEELING A SLIGHT URGE TO PEE. WOW DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO NOT HAVE A PAD LUMPED IN THERE.
BOTTOM LINE IS THAT THE VENERABLE AMS 800 ARTIFICIAL URINARY SPHINCTER SEEMS TO BE DOING IT'S JOB. I HAV SNEEZED about FOUR OR FIVE TIMES (BIG ONES) WHILE SITTING HERE WRITING THIS. THERE MAY BE A SMALL DROP OR TWO THAT CAME OUT BUT NO MORE...STILL DRY. ALSO HAD TWO CROWN ROYAL ON THE ROCKS BEFORE DINNER..........GUYS, I AM GETTING MY LIFE BACK.
THREE CHEERS FOR THE AUS AND ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE HELPED ME THROUGH THIS. I WILL POST MORE UPDATES WHEN THERE IS ANYTHING WORTHY TO REPORT OTHERWISE YOU CAN ASSUME ALL IS WELL. BUT, I INTEND TO STAY HERE AND SHARE WHAT I CAN AND REPLY TO ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS THAT COME MY WAY.
ALSO I MAY START A NEW THREAD WITH THIS SAME POST JUST TO MAKE IT MORE VISIBLE TO THOSE WANTING THE "SHORT STORY".