Hmmm,
I think David needs to be one step ahead, not one step away -
OK, joke aside, having been once just a few hundred feet from a passing tornado, they are no fun.
I checked your news link, and once again, we have to be thankful that damage was limited to property, not people. For those who don't live in tornado alley, this is something that is over before you realized it was happening. We talk about life-changing -
Why do I expect that David's better half had a long night at work?
But seriously, be in the basement next time -