Casey,
You are in serious danger of developing an excellent sense of humour
Jeff,
As far as rubbing and body massage goes (no personal experience of course) I have read reports of kinky people doing unmentionable things with vegemite. (or Marmite in the case of our English cousins.)
Bill
Post Edited (BillyMac) : 3/4/2011 1:16:17 PM (GMT-7)