Me and the snake

Metalman,

Your URO sold your penis for research and a good laugh to the same people my URO sold mine.   I was told that a lot of self stimulating would bring it back but so far that's not the case, BTW do not start the self stimulating until after the snake comes out.

Terry

cmetalman: Do you ware Glasses? I do!

Cajun Jeff

corvettman, yes I do wear glasses.But thats from "reading" in the dark.

The Water Guy thanks, I was going to wait till tuesday after the path results to update my sig.

cmetalman said...
I'm hiding in my "man cave" as my neighbor mows my lawn.

AS you should be 4 days post surgery. My wife felt so sorry  concerned for me after surgery she let me hire a lawn service for the whole mowing season

 

I have to admit after over a month now of Viagra and Trimix injections my "secret" shrinkage has lessened some. The day I had my snake disconnected I asked the URO about the shrinkage and he told me with the proper penile blood flow therapy (oral drugs and injections) the size would increase which I started week 3 after surgery.

So imagine, as amick said, if any man knew before hand that he would shrink and to get it back have to inject his penis,  would he willingly opt for surgery?

Hey cmetalman,

My snake removal is also scheduled for Tuesday and I can't wait for it to be gone. Today is the best I've felt since the surgery. This morning I coughed and didn't feel any pain. Hooray!

No shrinkage or grapefruit sized swelling observed. Wonder if Seinfeld were still on he'd do an episode about shrinkage after prostatectomy. Middle aged George and Jerry sitting around the coffee shop after the surgery and wondering if women know about shrinkage.

I'm also hoping to use the phrase,"I think it moved".

CALL THE PENIS POLICE!

Hoping I have a cute female nurse if "I think it moved" comes to mind!

FrackMe, "I get a hard on when the wind blows", by Eddie Murphy in 24 hours.

 Metalman and Frackme,

Getting back to the self stimulating for blood flow I have to tell you guys this funny but true story. My wife is the property manager for my URO's office building and his landlord. As a result she knows him very well. She went to my 3 week post surgery checkup appointment with me, and neither one of us knew this was going to be a discussion on penile blood flow therapy. The URO gave me a 30 day supply 5mg Cialis and told both of us that I needed as much sexually stimulating as I could get. He said that vagina stimulation at least 3 times a week was the best and if the Cialis gave me an erection good enough for sex to go ahead and attempt it. He also said that I should perform self stimulation every day on myself. Of course this frank talk thoroughly embarrassed my wife. So when we got home I told her that I was under doctors orders to have as much sex as I wanted and that I could come of of the closet and self stimulate in the open. My only problem was my penis didn't follow the doctors orders and cooperate with the sex part. she, however, doesn't object when I sit on the couch watching TV and self stimulating.

Terry