Friday Humor-Zero Jokes

This week there have been a lot of possitive Zero Club post. Myself included so I would like to offer a corny Zero joke. Feel free to ad one of your own.


A scientist is attempting to determine the relationship between the number of legs a frog has and how far it can jump. The scientist sets a frog on the ground and yells, “Jump, frog!” The frog launches itself a good distance. In his notebook, the scientist writes, “Frog with 4 legs: 6 feet.”

The scientist then removes the frog’s front legs and again yells, “Jump, frog!” Though hobbled, the frog still puts forth a reasonable effort. In his notebook, the scientist writes, “Frog with 2 legs: 2 feet.”

The scientist then removes the frog’s back legs and again yells, “Jump, frog!” Not surprisingly, the frog does not move. Again, the scientist yells, “Jump, frog!” And again, the frog does not move. In his notebook, the scientist writes, “Frog with 0 legs: Inconclusive results. The frog has become deaf.”

No animals were harmed in the telling of this joke.

Here's another with zeros and deafness:

A guy goes to his doctor: "Doctor, I have this terrible flatulence. Ferinstance, while I have been sitting here I have farted 5 times. But fortunately absolutely zero sound and zero smell." The doctor thinks a moment: "Take this prescription, and come back and see me in two weeks."

Two weeks later: "Doctor, I'm still farting as bad as ever, but now they smell terrible! Fortunately as ever, still zero sound."

The doctor thinks a moment. "Obviously we have fixed your sense of smell, now let's work on the deafness".

Mrs. Boudreaux went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the obituary column that Boudreaux had died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word. She said, "Here's $2.00 - put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED. They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat." She said, "Mais, no, just Boudreaux died." The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin else." She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I taught of somethin else --- BOAT FOR SALE."

A man elects to have a prostatectomy and asks the surgeon to try to spare the nerves. Well, he goes into surgery and wakes up in the recovery room and sees his doctor.
Man: So how did it go?
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.
Man: Give me the good news first.
Doctor: We were able to save the nerves.
Man: That's great news! What's the bad news?
Doctor: They're under your pillow.

dreamerboy - i have a low sense of humor, your joke actually made me laugh out loud, good going

BertB Only a hand full of is here knew what that joke said. :)

But I have a question. Where is dat boat?

Cajun Jeff

Steve, I am willing to send you some pics of my nice sailboat, but the best you can hope for is to touch my knee, that's it.