Friday Funnies

What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
Baby rabbits.

What would a barefoot man get if he steps on an electric
wire?
A pair of shocks.

What game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
Catch.
It's getting way to serious around here so it's time to start the Friday Funnies.

I've got 8 and 10 year old grandsons visiting this week so here is a sample of the joke currently flying around our place:

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

Did you hear about the mean cook?
He beat the eggs and whipped the cream.

Did you hear about the guy arrested for making big money?
It was a 1/4 inch too big.

Why shouldn't you throw plastic bags into the swamps in Louisiana?
Because the bags are not bayou degradable.

Where do seahorses sleep at night?
In barn-icles.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a daisy?
A collie-flower.

Warning - I have more of these and am not afraid to use them...

this ain't funny but sweet and it works !
- my buddy with PCa in Australia sent me this - and it worked with a Canadian address so it should work with USA as well ( did fine without the postal code too)
www.pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2011
-type in your street address and a window pops up as if you are looking out of your home's window on Christmas - just like Christmas in July - bloody hot here in Peterborough 31 celsius this afternoon - a bit of snow would be nice (NOT!)

hugs,
Bronson