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Posted 10/26/2012 7:11 PM (GMT 0)
Given the guys who post here I thought this was a good one for a Friday laugh.

There was an engineer, a manager and a computer programmer driving down a steep hill.
The brakes failed and the car careered down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against a hedge narrowingly avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "You're both wrong! We should push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
Posted 10/26/2012 7:34 PM (GMT 0)
Having worked with engineers and programmers and being confused for one on occasion this is so true and gave me a huge laugh and made my day!!

Mike
Posted 10/26/2012 7:56 PM (GMT 0)
Had to send this one to our programmer. He and I have had a horrible week getting our new software out the door to our clients.
Posted 10/26/2012 7:57 PM (GMT 0)
Hey, it's Friday, we could all use a few smiles.

There are lots of prostate humor videos on the web. IMO, the one below is definitely one of the funnier ones.

If you've never seen it before, enjoy!

"Matt Schatz's Prostate Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffTueYv7sw

(Sorry, I don't know how to blue-link it)
Posted 10/26/2012 8:06 PM (GMT 0)
Having been in all three positions at one time or another, the common thing is the big question - "Why were we at the top of that hill to begin with?"
Posted 10/26/2012 8:18 PM (GMT 0)
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Hi, George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
Posted 10/27/2012 12:40 AM (GMT 0)
If civilization was built the same way software was engineered, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy the planet...
Posted 10/27/2012 10:26 AM (GMT 0)
Yes woodpecker ver 1.0 would be really bad :)
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