When I was 25 years old someone did a survey to see what people my age worried about
most. As I recall, nuclear war was number two. Number one was genital herpes.
I'm pretty sure I already knew that fried food wasn't exactly health food. That result would have sounded like pointless science to tell me things already knew. What sort of neurotic 25 year old guy worries about
prostate cancer, unless maybe his dad has it?
I had just posted the above when a news story caught my eye
It said...
A Pennsylvania man who died at age 88 was buried Saturday — but not before a stop at Burger King on the way to the cemetery for a Whopper Jr.
The York Daily Record reported that David S. Kime Jr. of West York loved those burgers — along with other fast food — so his family and friends followed the hearse through the drive-through window at the Manchester Burger King. The manager said 40 Whopper Jr. burgers were prepared, including one for Kime, who died Jan. 20.
“He always lived by his own rules,” Linda Phiel, one of Kime’s three daughters, told the Daily Record. “His version of eating healthy was the lettuce on the Whopper Jr.”
I guess he might have made ninety without the fast food but you gotta respect a guy who knows who he is.