The Twelve Days of Christmas

PeterDisAbelard.

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Posted 12/28/2013 4:07 PM (GMT 0)

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my doctors gave to me.
12 Months of Lupron
11 Robot punctures
10 Seeds-a-Glowing
9 Lords-a-Leaking
8 Maids-a-Mopping
7 Pads-a-Swimming
66 Gray of Radiation
5 Osbon Rings
4 DREs
3 Inches gone
2 Trimix scrips
And a foley so I can pee.

wampuscats

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Posted 12/28/2013 4:39 PM (GMT 0)

You are SO clever! I will be singing that all day!
Marie

81GyGuy

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Posted 12/28/2013 5:01 PM (GMT 0)

Peter -

Hopefully insurance took care of most of that (excepting the 3 inches, of course).

Patrick M

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Posted 12/28/2013 7:12 PM (GMT 0)

hahaha, funny

lapilot

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Posted 12/28/2013 7:46 PM (GMT 0)

That is Great!

Sonny3

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Posted 12/28/2013 8:56 PM (GMT 0)

R.O.F.L.M.A.O.A.P.M.P.

Sonny

Jerry L.

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Posted 12/28/2013 9:24 PM (GMT 0)

pretty funny...thanks.

clanda

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Posted 12/28/2013 9:46 PM (GMT 0)

Dark humor!

Tim G

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Posted 12/28/2013 10:48 PM (GMT 0)

Now that's funny! Thanks, Peter.

PeterDisAbelard.

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Posted 12/29/2013 3:59 PM (GMT 0)

81 Gray Guy,

By my count insurance paid for seven for me.

InTheShop

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Posted 12/29/2013 6:45 PM (GMT 0)

:) Thanks for the laugh.

Now you get bonus points if you actually record yourself singing this and post it to youtube ...

Andrew

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