So two five year-old boys were in the surgical waiting room nervously anticipating their appointed times under the knife.
One says to the other..."so what are you in for?" The second boy responds rather tentatively "tonsillectomy". The first says "piece of cake....had mine out two years ago....a few minutes in dreamland and when you wake up you get cherry Jello, Sprite, and all the ice cream you want".
The second then being a bit more reassured asks the first "and what are you in for?" The first with some confidence replies "a circumcision". The second says "good luck with that.....I had mine done just after I was born....couldn't walk for a year!"