Anyone ever gone....

In a bush? Because today, at 6 somethng in the morning, with all the stores around me closed, that was my only choice.

Either that or my only pair of pants.

I was right by a major street; thank god the bushes were thick, although from the scratches and bumps, I'm guessing my skin wasn't thanking me for that dive... :)

It was very humiliating, actually. Kind of ruined my day.

No, but I managed tp go in my pants. not fun!!! Don't you love UC?

Yeah, everytime I get bummed, I play the "Well, it could be worse..." game. That always helps.

What bush (or dumpster, store, car, etc) haven't I gone behind, is more like it! If there is any chance I can do my business outside rather than in my pants, I'll jump right out & go. I've even pulled over my car, opened the passenger side front & rear doors to make a little shelter, & gone right there between the 2 doors! And of course, I've also gone in my pants. It can ruin your day, it used to for me. Now I just laugh about it, grab my trusty car kit (ziplock bags, baby wipes, clean undies, extra pants) & go clean up ASAP.

i have not went outside yet sure it will happen . Let me tell you one time about a year or so ago i had a bad attack i call it it was awful!!! Anyways it hit me in sears at the mall of all places . The pain was like i was in labor or something and the sounds coming out of my butt were god awful . I was crying due to the pain some lady ask me if i needed a dr lol i was like no . I had d so bad i was stuck in sears for two hours . It was not funny then but now even as i type this im laughung so hard im crying . So don't let it get you down take care of yourself . life with uc is just wonderful!!!!

...and THIS is why I carry baby wipes and extra underpants in my purse at all times! You poor thing. It does kind of ruin your day, doesn't it? My last big public accident was on my birthday and it just ruined my whole day.

I haven't but I honestly considered it this weekend.  We were at a get together at a small cabin on a lake with 1 bathroom and 50 plus people.  I had my exit strategy and spot all picked out but luckily the bathroom was actually open when I needed it. 

Ok, Probiotic, you definitely win the "worst experience" prize! Holy cow, that must have been miserable!

I volunteer at the zoo as well, and its a commute (bus, lightrail, bus again) to get there. This is also done early in the morning. I remember a couple of summers ago that I was riding my bike and needed to go BAD, but the gym I stopped by wouldn't let me go because the bathroom was "members only" (beyotches!). I stopped at ten places before I finally stopped at an office and begged them to go. Luckily they were nice and let me...

Well, today I was in the same situation. (No, I didn't stop at the gym). I went straight to the office, walked past the (empty) security desk, and came to the restroom, which was being cleaned. The janitor pointed me to the second floor bathroom, I raced up the stairs and...relief!

But that wasn't the end. While cleaning the orangutans' sleeping quarters with a hose, I suddenly had to go (and surprisingly not number one). I really like the keeper who I was volunteering under and there was no way I was about to just lose it in front of him, so I ran and asked him if I could go. He said yes, I ran past the gibbons, jumped a fence, and made it to the bathroom just in time.

Why is it that every time you have to go, you have to go NOW? :)

(I'll have to look into carrying an extra pair of pants and undies with me, good idea)

funny thread...5 stars!