A Larger Purpose

Perusing the medical literature concerning ulcerative colitis, one might easily come across such titles as "Risk Factors For Low Bone Mass In Patients With Ulcerative Colitis Following Ileal Pouch-Anal Anastomosis" or "Severe Complications Of Inflamatory Bowel Disease". The production of such arcania is typical of a thriving gastroenterological practice. On being wheeled on the gurney into my last scoping, my gastroenterologist requested my permission to include his findings in a research study the purpose of which kept eluding me as I became progressively more fogged by the combination of Versed and Demorol they were injecting into me. But what about the more commonplace? Must this research always take place from above? Can't it begin from the vantage-point of the patient? I think it can.

Therefore, might I propose that we see in this forum a resource for the examination of more mundane questions. Might I offer this subject as the first of a series to be considered: "Sharting, Simple Incontinence Or Passive Aggression?" I mean what would you expect from a clown with the name of Captain Ca-Ca?

Post Edited (Captain Ca-Ca) : 1/19/2012 8:02:50 PM (GMT-7)

notsosicklygirl,

My, I'll say! And don't sleep too long at any one time. It will deny you the option of reaching the john on time. Found that out the hard way just a moment ago.

But how to turn lemons into lemonade given these facts? An investment in Haines underwear perhaps?

Best regards, good friend!

Serenity Now,

Ingenious, that's what your suggestion is. But on second thought, wouldn't brown with flecks of red be more appropriate? You tell me.

LOL, both of you!

Captain Ca-Ca, perhaps this is an opportunity for you to design a new line of underwear for UCers:

Shart Shorts
Skiddies
Panic Panties
Urgent Undies

This whole thread cracks me up.

Serenity Now,

"Shart Shorts", truly inventive, SN.

Deacon Blues,

"Never trust a fart!-dB"

Ah, a firm principle emerges at last! Most elegant, sir.

do any of you fine folks watch parks + recreation? i happen to love it. i watched a episode from season 3 last night where everyone in town gets the flu and lots of them are hospitalized. this moment made me laugh so hard i had to pause the episode and get some kleenex cause of the tears running down my face. my boyfriend thought i was nuts. haven't you all said this to yourself in the mirror before?

thanks for the laughs yall.

BUT WHERE DOES IT COME FROM? Captain CaCa, THAT'S the topic of your research paper. we UC patients want to investigate the rip in spacetime that makes it possible to poop that much darn poop at one time. is it the same place superman keeps his change of clothes? where the sock you lose in the dryer goes? let's get the funding. let's find out.