Is there a Poop Fairy?

'It was the Poop Fairy - from the band of mischievous & ornery rogue fairies.'

Contender for Quote of the Week.

See CoLah's thread from yesterday "I hate the unpredictability..."

Humor is a priceless therapeutic tool. Please share your Poop Fairy stories - we all need a break from the seriousness of worry and pain.

And, well, if the butt is the problem - then surely, everyone with a problem butt can 'handle' it being the 'Butt of the Joke'.

Since the butt dishes out so much crap, then it should be able to take some crap.

Caution: Laughter increases intra-abdominal & pelvic pressure. If you're in the hospital reading this, or not close to a toilet, and want to let the laughter out; do the kegel and hold your belly.

Ciao, Denny Rae

Well it depends with poop fairy you are talking about.

Poop Fairy Bloody: Brown hair, red dress with some darker burgundy polka dots

Poop Fairy Explosive: Caramel skin, dark yellow dress, burned hair dressed with a toilet roll hat

Poop Fairy Mucousa: She isn't sure what shes wants, she changes her mind all the time. She likes to fool you with a fart but then she surprises you with some Jello. God knows what her hair looks like cause its full of gel! And her dress is a mess.

Poop Fairy Urgency: You never have time for a chat with her. Where is she gone now? She always travels with a bag full of clothes too. And she wears runing shoes.

Poop Fairy Wipey: Shes just brown. Very brown, Than a bit more light brown. Oh a little more light this time. Oh wait shes almost white now. Yeah she's white now. Flush.

Poop Fairy might look like the anthropomorphized dirt & dust characters on the Swiffer commercials.

Of course, the UC Poop Fairy would not be monochromatic brown. How many and which colors can appear in a single UC poop?

In additional to being polychromatic, the shabby, draping garments would have a variety of textures: smooth & slimy, abrasive & scratchy, blended margarita lumpy or ribbons of cookie dough. The descriptions could just keep going.

The 'wand', I can imagine is a trident of dried & brittle thistle flower-heads.

This is the ornery one, who dropped-out from the forest dwelling madrigals; who now lives under bridges, derelict & strung-out on something demented. I think every family has someone like this who shows up unpredictably. In the metaphor, like UC, the damage can be rehabbed.

'It was the Poop Fairy - from the band of mischievous & ornery rogue fairies.'

So lets assume there are good Poop Fairies, too, from the original serenaders in the Fairy Forest.

What would s/he/they look like?

Thanks, hateuc, for engaging with me in the creation of Poop Fairy stories. I look forward to more - hence this new thread.

Ciao, Denny Rae

Tournevice nice work...but you forgot one...

Prednisone Poop Fairy: On the outside she is round, plump and white in color glowing like the miracle we all want her to be. On the inside she has wild mood swings and is schizophrenic in nature. With her smiling moonface she bats her lashes and "poof" turns you into a solid stool.

Mama yes I forgot this one! (never had pred) but to be honest I was even scared to call up her name... you know just in case she's having a mood swing ahah!
Good one.

I would say the Poop Fairy is very poor considering all she'll have to pay out for each one of us. We should be rich by now! If it were only true..

Cute thread everyone, thanks for the laugh!
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This thread is hysterical!!! MR. HANKEY!!!!! ****!! I remember that walking poop!

Hiideeyyy Hoooooo! Love that Christmas Poo!

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i wish there was a thumbs up button!!!!!!!!!!!!! god laughing feels good!!! y'all have some great poopy fairy ideas!!

I picture the poop fairy with a toilet brush for a wand. Lord knows we all need one handy at all times!

You should have done a bronze of it like tom cruise did for suri's first well formed poop!