Public toiletting?

Now I want a bidet, even just to wash my feet in. Doubt my landlord will fit me one though.

Hehe.

Laura....use the enemas faithfully. You clearly haven't learned the value of them yet.

I can't see a public bidet being a good thing for some reason...

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Lol! As everyone has said here: you are NOT alone. I've had so many accidents I can't even count them anymore. Some have been really embarrassing too, but in the long run I wear them as a proud badge that I was out there living my life.

I'm sorry you are so young and going through this though.

Some advice: Always wear tight fitting dark jeans and one of those night time pads when out on a date, just to help you relax, even if it's just a little bit.

geno831 said...
The GI Doc said my complete colon looked like a dog had been chewing on it.

Geno - Who let the dogs out? Or in your case - Who let the dogs in? Those dwarf Vienna wiener dogs aren't just annoying barkers, they try to eat their owners in their sleep.

Here's some imagery, fantasy & humor for you Geno.

Flagellate protozoans are bacteria-like organisms with a tail for mobility.
Hypothetically, what if there was a new strain, a mutant microorganism with more than a wagging tail? Imagine it as a single or multi-cell organism. Give it four navigational appendages and a few sensory organs; ears & eyes, snouty nose and orifice with chops for consumption. Most unbelievable of all - it could make sound; a microscopic bug that barks. Sci-fi yes, but who ya gonna blame? Who let the dogs in hwuaf hwuaf, hwuaf?

Weekly Hospital eNewsletter Posting
Therapy Becomes Art: UC patient paints elaborate picture of fictional microorganisms biting, barking & digging into the bowel wall. The gastroenterologist sends it to the pathologist, who has it framed and hung in the microbiology research lab.

Weird

Ciao, Denny Rae