...and I quote... "I s**t my pants, therefore I am"
You have to laugh at this once you're cleaned up and past the moment. We all have several stories about our "brown pants" moments. LOL... I actually leaked slightly into my drawers at work today and had to change undies. Always have extra undies in the car, at work, etc... I also wear a thin women's Tena pad (I'm a guy) in my drawers in the "target" zone. Sometimes those small leaks are just enough to wet through your undies through your pants/clothes but with the Tena pads, a small leak does nothing, just pitch the pad and replace and no one is the wiser. Doing some heavy duty probiotics I have moved to slight remission and can actually Fart again! The problem is playing that guessing game "Fart or Not?" The pads let me live on the edge and flatulate if I dare take the chance.
Take Care, E...