Look....but don't touch (ot)

There's a hot chick that works a floor below me. She needed my "services".... you know what I'm saying....no no, she need me to do something work related for her. She's new, as I only seen her a few times.

First time I saw her, I threw a couple of fast lines at her, the second time which was today, she came back and needed my help again. I noticed she had some pretty eyes. I wanted to mention that, but I had to restrain myself, It's in the workplace. Can't be having that....I don't know her well enough.

Any other environment, I would have hit on her, nooooo problems. Can't be doing this at work, ....*sigh*

Most of the girls I work with are old cougars, so when I see a young deer, I perk up!

oh well nobody is perfect.

Ha! Internet, totally- somedude, you spend way more time stalking forums than you do stalking lady friends!

Malkavian..you've been away for a while. Dude's OK, in an interestingly perspective way.
And you can tell him off and he doesn't get mad.

Dude, you never mentioned if she's married?

She might be intrigued by your warped sense of humour.

q

is there a rule that you can't date coworkers?

I've dated a coworker before, but we were always professional at work (haha yeah right).

if there isn't a set in stone rule, then ask her out! i'm sure she wants you to if she's visiting all the time. you're not gonna live forever so might as well take a chance.

As far as I know most workplaces only frown on dating between supervisors and those who report to them. Can end up with a harassment situation.
I say ask her out to lunch... or for coffee. If she's interested, you'll know soon enough.
I, too, like your sense of humor but maybe it's a good idea to tone it down 'til she gets to see your "sensitive" side.

Good luck, Dude

At least going to work will be more exciting now

If she's "hot" she will not respond to comments in that line, sooo obvious.
Forget any comment about pretty eyes or anything else physical.
Closest to get is commenting on a color she's wearing, as in "that's a nice color".

Pretty women want to be noticed for their talent or brains and less pretty women want to be complimented on their beauty. Weird but true.
Agree with previous comment if she says no then drop it.

Hope we aren't encouraging bad behavior.
Your posts sound like you need someone with an equally off-kilter sense of humor.

This sounds distinctly more promising than when you busted in on those two male co-workers in the toilet stall that time.

Just sayin.

Thanks to steroids, I have not worn my wedding ring to work since January. I guess I've still got it, because I do get more attention from male coworkers. Because I'm not worth talking to with that diamond on my hand? Workplace stuff is confusing :-/

She could be cute, but a horrible match for you. You'll never know unless you get to know her better. You creepy stalker work guy...

Old cougars and young deers...hahah what an analogy.
Yeh just be upfront and invite her for coffee or something to get to know her more...who knows you may not like her personality...or is it just her pretty eyes you're after...? ;)

Pretty women hate being creeped on. Just go up to her and ask her if she wants to go out to lunch. Who knows maybe she might like you in return.

 that's all I have to say....