Four dumps at walmart, good grief

So, just when I thought I had my new "normal" BM routine down....my butt surprises me with the gift of having to take FOUR dumps while out doing some shopping at walmart. They were all solid, but I'm always a morning pooper. If its in the afternoon I'm pretty much done poopin, even if I haven't gone yet. Well, guess my guts got confused with day light savings time or something, cause there I was, beautiful afternoon, taking four giant dumps at walmart, all within about 45 minutes. Guess I shouldn't complain, I made it to the can all four times, wasn't even a photo finish, and they were all solid...but still...who the hell needs four dumps while at walmart. I was starting to wonder if security was going to interrogate me....like I must be shop lifting or something.... Lol, nope, I'm just blessed with a god darn pooping disease. How glamorous.

that's quite a few dumps for one shopping trip. I remember when that happened to me a while ago and someone took my cart and emptied it. I was so angry because I had full intent of finishing shopping, I just had to stop and use the bathroom.

you were test driving toilet seats, and they just lost your business.

I blame Walmart. I don't know what it is about that place, but I can't walk in there without having to poop. My poor kids have been stranded in the stall with me for as much as 45 minutes at a time. Lol.

This is why you shoulda went to Kmart instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8VMFlx80sA

;)

I blame Walmart. I don't know what it is about that place, but I can't walk in there without having to poop

OMG this happens to me too haha. What is it about? In fact if I'm constipated I'll got to Walmart to relieve it. Have we stumbled onto something?

Dear OP: examine what you ate before it happened. It sounds like an IBS reaction, one I'm familiar with. When I was in full-flare mode it was never easy to pin down what problem foods were but after getting into remission the multiple BM's could be clearly tracked to trigger foods. Perfect looking stools multiple times for me is IBS.

A couple of you mentioned it might have been something I ate or ibs. I've dealt with (what I've called) ibs for years, but that felt very different than this. Also, I'm thinking this is still to do with my inflammation because I poop four times a day once or twice a week. It's like I get backed up a little then open the flood gates. My inflammation is only in my lower rectum rea, and I've heard it's common to get mixed signals with this kind of inflammation?!? Funny how many of you are frequent walmart poopers! I like shopping there because they have loads of bathrooms at both ends of the store, lol, poopers paradise.

I took 7 at Costco in the period of 2.5 hours. Several times I had the whole men's room laughing due to the large amount of comical flatulence that accompanied the BMs. {sigh} It was a good day.

I agree, it IS totally Walmart's fault!! When I was flaring, no matter what time of day I went to a Walmart, I was guaranteed at least 3 rushed trips to the bathroom!