Man parts!

Hey guys don't you hate it when your nutz stick to your thighs, I mean it really sucks, right? You stand up and then have to adjust em in public and people look at you funny or something.

Coffeencake said...

Mark bring it on! The last men only post I saw was about alcohol! That still cracks me up! I can't wait to advise my hubby from my UC forum!

Lol I don't know we just don't have many issues with our junk. Or do we, what's your beef guys? I mean the ladies get their own thread...

I have seen a woman scratch her crotch in public .. so no biggie if men have to readjust. Just don't look and if you must, don't stare. ;)

I'm a lefty - always have been - but dang if I don't have certain pants and shorts that steer things to the right ! I hate that ! and about the time you think you got everything sorted out and lined up ........ boiiiiing, there it goes again

soystud said...
I'm a lefty - always have been - but dang if I don't have certain pants and shorts that steer things to the right ! I hate that ! and about the time you think you got everything sorted out and lined up ........ boiiiiing, there it goes again

soooo glad soy got in on this posting :D

Lol I knew you'd back me up on this one soy my man.

OK, just because someone started with a post "vagina", now we go directly to the sewer with everything else. Here are the facts:

1. Yes, our junk sticks to everything, and things get pushed in and twisted. Tightey whiteys solve that, but gives us chafing. Boxers make it worse. Boxer briefs kinda of help. Sometimes when we tuck in our shirts we actually are adjusting our balls. Look carefully at how deep we are going in our 'tucking', that's the key.

2. Yes, we do adjust ourselves a lot. We consider ourselves pretty adept at it if we can do it without everyone noticing. Some of us don't really care and just go for it regardless. Actually, we can get pretty good at leaning to one side, shaking a leg, wiggling, hands in pockets, squatting a bit, etc. to 'loosen it up' down there.

3. Yes, it feels good, and we do it sometimes just as a reflex, or for no darn reason.

4. Yes, if your hands are dirty you can get stains on the front of your jeans. We have to be careful when working on cars or painting a room.

5. Prostatitis is the worst thing ever. We don't care about your period, delivering a baby, or a yeast infection. It is the worst.......thing........ever.

Just a few tips, you're welcome.

I'm feeling very uncomfortable now, but strangely interested.....

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the ADULT fun starts @ approx. 2:00

Post Edited (soystud) : 4/10/2014 10:16:15 PM (GMT-6)

Amazon sells them, they are priced similar to a good sports bra.
My husband's BDay is soon, this may be a good gift idea.

Mark, do you recommend the men's vibe boxer brief or men's fiesta boxer brief! :D

Soy, I have seen the SNL clip, my husband, son and son in law were watching it some time ago!

I will hopefully be asleep at 2 am.

To fix smelly feet,rotate shoes,so they have a chance to dry out.
But the cure is after a shower wash feet with isopropyl alcohol, might need to do it two days in a row.
Then if it comes back wash again.

Scott, yes you get a star, you have had UC 5 years longer than me.

UC 1980.
Old Mike

Post Edited (Old Mike) : 4/11/2014 5:17:06 AM (GMT-6)

I haven't had problems with maladjusted dangly bits since I discovered the joys of bikini briefs. They’re kind of like a whitey thighty – athletic supporter hybrid; complete with a built in pouch that holds everything in place without being too constricting, binding or chafing; and absorbent enough to keep everything from getting too sticky.

And they conveniently solve the left-right dilemma by being equally inconvenient either way. After all, with no fly you have to pull down your waistband to get to your package whilst standing at the urinal. It really doesn’t matter if you’re a southpaw or a northpaw.

Nope, I've got a flap user and a pull downer in the house.