Hemorrhoids

Chicken or the egg?

LOL

Hmmm... biblically speaking I say egg.

I'll take both the chicken and the egg and make a nice meal out of it. Maybe an omelette or a casserole haha.

You see there were these single celled organisms that through random genetic mutations, had an advantage over their peers. They therefore were more successful at doing the things little single celled organisms do, such as eating, growing, and replication. Over large time scales they became multicellular, grew a spine, tail, eyes, then limbs. Eventually, they got on land and through more mutations they were able to produce an egg within a shell that no longer necessitated returning to the water for them to reproduce, giving them an advantage over their peers. What you and I call a chicken is a billion year old experiment that keeps changing based on sexual selection and advantages given by random mutations, even today. . So what come first, a precursor to the chicken, which was similar to but not exactly a chicken. And out of that its egg popped a chicken. And so the chicken we eat today is different than the chickens our ancestors ate as it is still changing, as are we. You know the sorta nonsense us secularist atheists babble on about, that has all of this scientific evidence behind it or whatever. Lol.

Well I haven't been formerly diagnosed with hemerrhoids yet, but I've self diagnosed myself with them recently. They came after 4 years of uc for me (unless I've had them longer and just didn't know). In fact, after starting LDN last winter I had pretty much gone into remission except for some mild bleeding. I wonder now if if it hasn't been hemerrhoids all along! And to think I started a round of prednisone in June to possibly just treat hems (and the prednisone sent me into a horrible flare until I finally got weaned off them until August). I think the straining and constant pooping that comes with uc can definitely lead to hems. My stepmother has them still after her one and only uc flare 40 years ago.

I had the UC before I ever got a hemmie. I do recall getting some kind of tear when I was younger - maybe I was doomed to all this stuff way earlier on.