GOSH...I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! So informative and good we all can have a sense of humor while suffering with these sore dupas (Polish for rear end). I even had to leave Mass this morning because I couldn't stand the pain. Plus, I noticed that it was the long winded priest in the sacristy and escaped before he came out.
My bowel movements weren't too painful but when I pass gas it feels like a razor blade..lol.
I do have something which looks like a little finger hanging out my bottom.