I am so sorry that you are dealing with so much pain right now. I have the talking stomach often. Usually either after a flare when I start eating "normal" again or during a flare. I can feel the pain and the gurgling litterally moving through my intestines. My husband will curl up with me and rub my back during a flare up, but half the time he cant cause he is laughing to hard at the noises my stomach is making. Im glad that we can find the humor in it....