OT-Some UC oriented jokes?

on the subject of farts


Mrs. Stetner, a 70-year old woman, went to the doctor. "Doctor," she said, I have a terrible problem! I fart constantly. Fortunately, they are silent and have no smell, but it's annoying me terribly." The doctor examines her for several minutes, and tells her, "Here, take these pills and come back this time next week."
The following week, she returns and furiously marches into the doctor's office. "Doctor, what have you done? I'm farting just as much, but now they stink horribly!"
"Now, now, Mrs. Stetner," the doctor replied, "we've cured your sinuses, now we have to work on your hearing."


(It took 2 readings of this for my slooow mind to get it. Do you? get it (not fart).

Rotfl

Carlie

i feel stupid asking but can someone explain this to me??

i'm blonde...

thanks, imagardener! have you read the book "colitiscope?" if you like funny u.c. stories, it takes the cake. it's also realistic and makes you cry, but it's definitely worth it for how much you'll laugh.