what is your PERFECT day?

My perfect day: Wake up languidly about 8AM and remember it's my perfect day, so I spring out of bed and get ready.

Go to the rental place and pick up a U-Haul and head over to the coin shop to load the ton of gold that's waiting for me, because, hey it's my perfect day, right?

On the way back home stop by Wal Mart and pick up a safe and go to customer service to pick up the custom lifetime Crohn's disease cure that they have been holding for me. I drink it down right there, run up and down the aisles a few times, then head to the office. I make a few phone calls to jerky customer's that I have to bite my tongue around no longer and it puts a big smile on my face.

It's only 2 PM so I get my bathing suit, kindle and iPod and head to the pool where I just hang out in a lounge chair and swim some laps when I feel like it. about 7:30 PM I head to the diner and get three hot dogs, chili slaw and mayonnaise, two orders of fries and a Coke.

That's about it. Oh, one more thing, with my luck I probably get hit by a semi when I leave the diner.

was that a proposal?

PK said...
It definitely feels like Valentine's day is approaching. some of you folks should meet up, get a place with 2 toilets.

A friend of mine used to joke with his fiancee that he was going to build her a house with a bathroom that had side by side toilets.

Gross.

i could deal with the weather, mark! it's gonna get down to -5 tonight. luckily, i have a snuggie.

and yes, two bathrooms is a must.