OT What's your favorite quote of all time?

I LOVE quotes, used to write them down when I saw/read them. But now theres's Pinterest lol.
One favorite that I painted on a board and hung in my home is from Seneca from late BC-early AD.

When shall we live if not now.

I have three...


- Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

- Common sense is so rare now-a-days, it's often mistaken for genius.

this last one I found a few months ago on Pinterest...

- Do not promise when you're happy
Do not reply when you're angry
Do not decide when you're sad

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Sometimes you're flush, sometimes you're bust and when you're up, its never as good as it seems and when your down, it seems like you'll never be up again, but life goes on. - Fred Jung
Quote from The movie Blow.

This reminds me so much of our disease. I can't think if anything that sums it up better....

Stupid is as stupid does. -Forrest Gump-

Fly under the radar -my dad-

Silence is a source of great strength - Lao Tzu

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laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco

"be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says oh crap she is up"

You will be his first kiss, his first love, his first friend
You are his momma and he is your whole world
He is your little boy.


"Who the hell do you people think you are? I want you all to know that if I see any of you walking down the street and I am in my car I will run you down okay? And just when you think it's over I'm gonna put it in reverse, I'm gonna back over you okay? Then I'm gonna get out of the car and that's where the real whoop-ass begins."
Carrie Heffernan, King of Queens


Do all things in Truth and in Love


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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and have their shoes."

"You can disagree and not be disagreeable."

"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!"

sorry it's a bit long but it's worth it. it's from a show called Everwood.

"The more things change, the more they stay the same.' I'm not sure who the first person was who said that. Probably Shakespeare, or maybe Sting. But at the moment, it's the sentence that best explains my tragic flaw: my inability to change.
I don't think I'm alone in this. The more I get to know other people, the more I realize it's kind of everyone's flaw. Staying exactly the same for as long as possible, standing perfectly still...it feels better somehow. And if you are suffering, at least the pain is familiar. Because if you took that leap of faith, went outside the box, did something unexpected...who knows what other pain might be out there. Chances are it could be even worse.
So you maintain the status quo. Choose the road already traveled and it doesn't seem that bad. Not as far as flaws go. You're not a drug addict; you're not killing anyone...except maybe yourself a little.
When we finally do change, I don't think it happens like an earthquake or an explosion, where all of a sudden we're like this different person. I think it's smaller than that. The kind of thing most people wouldn't even notice unless they looked at us really, really close, which, thank God, they never do.
But you notice it. Inside you that change feels like a world of difference. And you hope this is it. This is the person you get to be forever...that you'll never have to change again."

I love quotes! Lately I've been mostly looking up funny IBD quotes to help get me through the tough times. Like:

"Today im going to be as useless as the 'g' in lasagna!"

"You really dont need to drive me crazy, im close enough to walk."

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007, you can get through today."

And more serious:

"Dont lose your dignity and self-respect trying to make someone love and appreciate you... when they just aren't capable."

"What you do today is important... because you are exchanging a day of your life for it."

"God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the people you need; to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you; and to make you into the person you were meant to be."

And most importantly:
"Cats are just spoiled little people in fur coats."

These aren't my favorite quotes (most of those are movie lines or lyrics) but def some goodies I've found lately.

banagirl said...
"People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost." -Dalai Lama

You can change a couple of words to apply to us UCers:

""People take different roads seeking manage this wretched disease. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost."

Some I busted out laughing and others I cried reading, thank you

Everything will be all right in the end.
If it is not all right, it is not yet the end.

Women are like tea bags
The hotter the water they get into -
The stronger they become

Life's a ***** then you die.