OT - wifey tushy tale

so along with some possibly related cortisol/adrenal issues, my wife has been dealing with turd slush and hemmi hell -

about 10 days ago after listening to bathroom noises from hell, and whining about throbbing protrusions for a week, i asked if her recent addiction to nighty micro bag popcorn junk coincided with her blazing butt episodes - "hmmmm, maybe" she reluctantly replied - to which i replied, " well knock off that popcorn sh!t for a week and see what happens" !

tonite i aksed "so howz the hooter hangin" to which she, again, reluctantly responded, "huh, you know, since i stopped my nightly snacking, my hurtin heiny is much better"

huh, go figure

LOL amazing how that happens huh?

My hubby asked me yesterday--have you been having any bathroom issues? To which I said no. I think he was hoping I would say yes as he had been having issues since the previous day. Now mind you the man goes 3-4 times a day on the weekend from all the extra junk he eats and the tons of beer he drinks. I really don't know how he thought it was anything different. I just said maybe he had a bug and it would go away and in the same sentence I said don't give it to me.

ya df, it'd be nice if it was so simple for everyone -

sometimes it just takes time - and then more time - and then even that isn't enough :-(

Thoreau said...
Man... I don't think my marriage is at the point of listening to "bathroom noises from hell" yet...

What year in a marriage does that begin happening?

well T man, all depending on how you look at those things, it will be either the best year or the worst year

My hubby farted on our first date! We were walking out to the car, and he let one rip. He said, "Ducks!!!!" I just laughed, and later told him it's a good thing that I grew up with a dad who let farts rip wherever and whenever. At any rate, he also later told me that he thought it was going to be an SBD, so held it in until we were outside, thinking he'd let it slip and I'd be none the wiser.

I wish it were that easy for us. I could totally resist popcorn...chocolate is another story. Glad she got it figured out!
B