Posted 7/28/2016 7:40 PM (GMT 0)
Sorry you are having such a bad time of it U B Tough. yes, bizarre is the perfect description of most hospital experiences.
When I got admitted when I was so sick, when I got dx'd, for reasons I can't even remember, maybe possible blood in my urine? The doctor ordered a catheter. It was awful, nurses for some reason couldn't attach it and I was so weak and sick, not much help. I don't know why it was so hard to get the dang thing on, was it a catheter or a freak'n garden hose? So finally, the nurses ask if it's ok if a male nurse does it. I told them, at that point, I didn't care if they did it down in the frick'n front lobby of the hospital, just be done with it and then jack my IV with more pain meds.
Right after the catheter debacle, I get informed that the GI doc ordered a colonoscopy for next day, and I'll have to start drinking the prep crap soon. That was awful, on so many levels. Nothing like drinking a gallon of nasty when you are already so ill. And the fun of having a catheter, in addition to the IV. Lol, here is the best part. Kaiser hospital, where I was has a "nobody walks alone" policy, which means you have to ring for someone, every time you want to get out of bed...and the bed is rigged with an alarm that goes off, if you get out of bed on your own. I wish I was kidding about this, I'm not. I guess they've been sued but seriously? So here I am, attached to a catheter, an IV pole and drinking stuff that has essentially turned my *** into a human fire hose and I gotta ring for the f$&@ing nurse every time I have to go? ***? I had a bedside commode but I still had to ring for someone to get up, or the obnoxious bed alarm would go off. I refused to sit on a bedpan if I could get up. Ugh, still don't know how I made it through that, it was awful. By the time they wheeled my off for the colonoscopy, I was done in.
Well, just helping you pass the time with my amusing horror story. It seems we get to check our dignity at the door as soon as being admitted to an er/hospital and that sucks, being at the mercy of others. But we with this suck disease are resilient, we have to be or we would never make it. That being said, it's still scary and very much ok to get upset and be angry with ridiculous things we encounter with doctors and hospitals.
Take care and keep the faith, you'll get through.