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Posted 7/8/2013 3:54 AM (GMT 0)
Found some jokes in a magazine recently that I thought were applicable to our group here.
Enjoy and feel free to add some of your own if you have a good one...if it's related to anxiety...all the better!! (please keep them non-offensive and rated PG please!)

A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

 

"Doc," he says.  "I am having this recurring dream.  First I am a tepee, then I am a wigwam, then I am a teppe, then I am a wigwam.  It's driving me crazy.  What's wrong with me?"

 

The psychiatrist nods thoughtfully, then lowers her glasses.

 

"You need to relax," she counsels him.  "You're two tents."
 

Okay, okay...hold your rotten tomatoes...the next one is a little better...promise. It's for our health anxiety members...
 
Have you ever had the Amish Flu?

First you get a little buggy...then you get a little horse.

Ba dump dum!

Okay I am done...

XOXOXOXOXO

S.C.

Posted 7/8/2013 4:12 AM (GMT 0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I actually found the first one funnier....lol!

Thanks tor sharing!

I needed that...
Posted 7/8/2013 4:44 AM (GMT 0)
This is causing me a lot of anxiety I can't think of any clean jokes, "am I abnormal"?

Larry
Posted 7/8/2013 5:01 AM (GMT 0)
Lol Larry...you just made one...

You are always funny!;)
S.C.
Posted 7/8/2013 5:11 AM (GMT 0)
Thank You, it's as close as I can getlololololol

Love
Larry
Posted 7/8/2013 5:14 AM (GMT 0)
I recently purchased a tractor on the cheap because it had no seat and no steering wheel. That was fine with me - perfect for someone whose lost their behind and doesn't know which way to turn! ;)
Posted 7/8/2013 12:10 PM (GMT 0)
Lol
These are funny...
Hahahah

Thank you all for the morning laughs tongue

UA
Posted 7/8/2013 1:46 PM (GMT 0)
Larry,  your funny bone is broken, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

yeah turn devil cool shocked smilewinkgrin turn smurf

Hugs and love to a dear person.!

Kitt

Posted 7/8/2013 1:56 PM (GMT 0)
Thank SC, very funny.

Here is a short one:

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Please just say we're very busy. 
Don't keep saying "It's a madhouse in here!"

 

Ta-da and Kitt takes a bow.

 

Love to all,

Kitt

Posted 7/8/2013 2:27 PM (GMT 0)
Awesome!!! Keep it going guys! Just the thing for Monday morning. A lot of us are facing tough issues...I hope that you can keep smiling through them...and maybe even laugh.:)

Big Hugs to all,

S.C.
Posted 7/8/2013 3:58 PM (GMT 0)
haha Kitt! That's GREAT!

Thanks for starting this, S.C.!
Posted 7/8/2013 4:21 PM (GMT 0)
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.


If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6

Posted 7/8/2013 4:36 PM (GMT 0)
hehehehehehe
Posted 7/8/2013 10:43 PM (GMT 0)
Love it WM!!

S.C.
Posted 7/9/2013 12:44 PM (GMT 0)
Nice...

UA
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