Distraction Thread

It's been a while since we've had a thread just for fun, food for thought...or to help us see anxiety from a different or humorous perspective.





Feel free to add in a joke, quote, inspirational thought...or anything means something to you or makes you smile/laugh.:)





(keep it clean and positive please!)





S.C.



An Inspirational Thought:

 

Don't wait for the perfect moment.  Take the moment and make it perfect!






An Anxiety Quote:

 

Worry gives a small thing a BIG shadow.





A Joke:

What is stress?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

What is stressed spelled backwards? DESSERTS!!!!! Treats for everyone!!!🍦🍩🍨🍮🍰🍭🍪🍧

A lot of my jokes are not suitable for the forum lol to dirty.


Two goldfish in a tank one says to the other "Can you drive this thing?"

What do you get if you sit under a cow? A pat on the head.

How do you know an Elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Lol sorry that's the best i've got.

Hibee

"I do what I can, but I don't worry about what I cannot change." - Unknown

LOL fantastic thread xD !

Let me add some

Inspirational:
"The best way out is always through."

Anxiety:
"Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety."

Joke: (Not anxiety related and sorry a bit long, obviously a Finnish revenge on Swedish people, LOL)

Three construction workers, an Australian, a Finn and a Swede, are sitting on a beam on the tenth floor about to have their lunch.
The Australian opens his lunch box and says "Bloody hell - meat pies again! Every day it's bloody meat pies! If I get meat pies again tomorrow, I'm going to jump!"
The Finn opens up his lunch next. "Saatana! Makkara (sausage) again! Always sausages! If I get sausage tomorrow, I'm gonna jump too!"
The Swede is the last to open up his lunch. "Ah crap - meatballs again! Why always meatballs? If I get meatballs tomorrow, I'm going to jump too!"

The next day the Aussie opens his lunch box and it's a meat pie... He jumps to his death.
The Finn opens his lunch box and, yes, it's a sausage. He too jumps to his death.
The Swede opens his lunch and sadly there's a pile of meatballs, so he jumps too.

The three widows of the construction workers are talking at the funeral and the Aussie's wife says "I don't understand. I thought my husband loved meat pies! If he didn't want them he should have said something!"

The Finnish widow says "Same here - I thought my husband wanted sausages! Why didn't he say something?"

The Swede's widow says, "I don't get it... my husband made his own lunch."

xD

Hahah S.C. xD best gift for an 'almost' vegan person LOL

<3 to you too, dear S.C. and all my HW friends.
Keep the inspiration quotes coming, very helpful!

"All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and to receive help from other people."

"The best way out is always through."

I just nicknamed my fiancé 'mooch'. it is very apt.

a saying I had on my signature that I wrote is :

'yesterday is a butterfly without wings'.

a motto I live by is : 'go hard or go home'.

cool thread.

A lighthearted joke for all of us anxious people:

A woman walks into her doctor complaining of having constant anxious feelings about everything, including taking certain medications even as simple as ibuprofen for a headache. Her doctor prescribes anti anxiety pills and said "you'll feel better after taking these..." And she says "but doc, I'm afraid to take them!"

Good ones guys!!!

Thanks for the Friday funnies!

S.C.

Bwa haaa haa haa H.T.!!!

...I guess the other bloke was shocked!

I am LOL-ing!

S.C.

Q. How do Kiwi's find sheep in long grass?

A. Very attractive :)