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we have two dogs here in the house and after they eat in the morning, they lie down and go to sleep. sometimes i wish i could just do the same, lie down and do nothing all day. they are good company but i find myself jealous that they have such a simple life. i wish i could lie around all day and do nothing.

but i know i would get bored. and that if i go out into the world i usually feel better.

really into writing about my feelings today - all of them!

thanks for listening,

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A dog goes into a grocer’s with a basket in its mouth. In the basket is a shopping list and a purse. The grocer reads the list, puts the goods requested into the basket, takes some money from the purse and puts back the change. The dog then runs off home.

This happens every week for months and the grocer becomes extremely impressed by the animal’s intelligence and its dedication to its task. One day he decides to follow the animal home and see if its owner would be willing to sell it.

The dog eventually leads the grocer to a run-down house where it puts the basket on the doorstep and rings the door-bell with its nose. After a few seconds an old woman opens the door and starts hitting the dog with a stick.

 ‘Stop!’ shouts the grocer. ‘What are you doing? That’s the most intelligent dog I’ve ever seen in my life.’ ‘Intelligent, my arse!’ shouts the old woman. ‘That’s the third time this week he’s forgotten his keys.’

Hope this gives you a smile.

Your friend,

Kitt