Okay people..I never started feeling old or lying about my age (lol) until just this year!
My bday is 11/22/69. I was actually born on Thanskgiving Day and it's come around again for me. Yes...I'll be 38. I just got a haircut today because I looked at pictures from Halloween and realized my face has caught up to my age and I now need bangs to hide this huge landing strip people call my forehead! I'm not sure at what point in time the space between my eyebrows and my hairline somehow spread out but it did. I've also learned not to get too close to the mirror in the bathroom because then I notice the crow's feat near my eyes and the fine lines taking up residence in the space between my nose and my upper lip.
And while I'm on the subject, why is it that every time I have something to eat, my pants seam tighter until the next morning? This didn't happen to me until my age started with the number 3 and in the double digits. I work out 3 times a week and have an athletic build but yet no matter how many hours I spend on that stupid...stupid treadmill and stairmaster, my butt stays in the same place; not any lower, but not any higher either? I used to eat almost anything I wanted and never give the contents a second thought. I look at the menu at the restaurants now and search for extra fiber to keep me regular and make sure my food doesn't have anything spicy on it because lord knows I'll be in for it within 30 minutes after I eat it...and so will anyone around me. I snore. I have woken myself up with my own friggin snore! Does this have to do with my body aging too???
Wait a minute...what was the question again?