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Posted 3/10/2008 5:38 PM (GMT 0)
I remember the website ratemypoo back in the day! Oh goodness, if I knew what was in store for the future...
Posted 3/11/2008 12:03 AM (GMT 0)
I.....cant....stop laughing. U guys are killing me 8) I know what u mean. I am afraid the turbo powered auto toilet at the airport will be my demise....haha
Posted 3/11/2008 12:11 AM (GMT 0)
Speaking of flushing,
When I was in Germany my sister and I played a game called toilet flushing 101. Every public restroom we went into had hidden the fusher in a different spot. We would race to see who could find it first. (I know a sick way of entertaining ourselves).
Sj
Posted 3/11/2008 12:40 AM (GMT 0)
101 huh? What was the syllabus like for that? And what did it do for you after you passed it?

LOL
Matthew
Posted 3/11/2008 2:23 AM (GMT 0)
That would be the only class you would pass before finishing. :-)
Posted 3/11/2008 2:27 AM (GMT 0)
I'll never forget the time I had searched all over, tried everything I could think of and no luck it just wouldn't flush. Embarrased I went to leave without flushing and as I opened the door the toilet flushed. The flusher was the door handle.
Sj
Posted 3/12/2008 1:54 AM (GMT 0)
I hate waiting on the auto toilet to flush...I wave, shoot it the finger, jump up and down and the dang thing still doesn't flush!

I hate the squirty automatic air-freshner too! Stay in the bathroom so long I come out smellin' like a tropical fruit salad!

Randy...we refer to the glorious solid turd at my house as such..."Mom just laid the golden egg"!!!!

Matthew...I agree, certainly not a case of anal retentiveness....although, Freud was a cocaine addict!
Posted 3/12/2008 6:10 AM (GMT 0)
Randy, I'm pretty sure Beta posted that website, about five years ago. Sure do miss her.
Posted 3/12/2008 7:18 AM (GMT 0)
yeah Hmom me too!
Posted 3/12/2008 9:27 AM (GMT 0)
:-)  randy ive came to the conclusion you need sectioned under the mental health act lol

hey guys i reckon that our lives despite having crohns and all the other various illnesses we pick up along the road are just another hurdle throughout all this we have still managed to retain our sense of humour yeah tongue   for most of us!randy excluded lol.

but  i really believe the saying on the front page of this website "living with a chronic illness helps you build up courage"

If we can survive crohns we can survive anything lie throws at us! :-)

Posted 3/13/2008 1:28 AM (GMT 0)

Hi Randy!  It's been a long time since we've chatted.  I love your post.  I read it to my husband and he just didn't get it.  I could barely read it to him because I was still laughing. 

I remember the thread about the ratemypoo.com.  That was funny.  I think it was posted by betagirl.  If not, I know she chimed in a time or two.  I miss her as well.  It was because of her and her posts that I joined this forum.  I come and go here, but it has helped me quite a bit. 

I would love to hear from you.  Email me or I will send you an email.  It would be nice to catch up.

Posted 3/13/2008 2:41 AM (GMT 0)
Yes, I'm definitely NOT anal retentive thanks to MR. Crohn's, but I fear I might be developing a toilet fetish. Well anyway, I don't think it will as bad as with Larry Craig! LOL.

Matthew
Posted 3/13/2008 9:04 PM (GMT 0)

MikeB said...
Hope you had a camera with you -- you could tour pubilic restrooms and assemble a Poop Hall fo Fame gallery!

actually, someone has already setup a site for that..........if you are really brave, check out ratemypoo.com
Posted 3/13/2008 9:33 PM (GMT 0)
OMG......Randy you are killing me I am laughing my arse off here tears running down my face
YES it is disgusting isnt it
You are hilarious......But I too wish I could have a formed poo....JUST once .....

"if its yellow let it mellow
if its Brown flush er down"
my mom ( rest her soul) had that over her toilet for yrs as they paid for water lol and she didnt ant the toilet always being flushed just for a piddle she said ....

Missing Betagirl too
Posted 3/13/2008 11:49 PM (GMT 0)
Yes, without her, this whole thread may go down the drain! LOL

Matthew
Posted 3/14/2008 5:21 AM (GMT 0)
Hahahahaha! Nice one, Matthew!
Posted 3/14/2008 2:32 PM (GMT 0)
Matthew you are too funny .......sure love your sense of ha ha

WE need to laugh for sure IMHO .....thanks Randy for starting this thread and all of the rest for the gut hurting but great humor.........

Lyn
Posted 3/14/2008 10:37 PM (GMT 0)
Thanks Randy...it's been a while since I've laughed that hard!
Posted 3/17/2008 7:43 PM (GMT 0)
Well, nothing much has been happening on this thread. I guess the conversation finally just tanked. Yeah, my sense of humor left me feeling flushed!

Matthew
Yo, Sno Hare, where are you when we need you? I'm going to have to do all the puns! LOL
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