Randy, I don't know what a "tukus" is, but it sounds like you must be feeling totally drained.... if you don't feel you are getting sympathy from my side of the Atlantic don't be confused, it's just that this whole thing "tukus" by surprise !
With "friends" like yours, who needs enemies ?
(Or should that be "enemas" ? Sorry, dyslexia is bda jstu nwo
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