I did it! I just got my squatting toilet platform in the mail and I am setting it up as I type. I talked to my doctor and he said this was the most natural way to eliminate, and it's a preventative measure against cancer.
I don't know if you all remember, but a couple of weeks ago a post came out about inoculating people's colon with babies fecal matter, because their poo was cleaner. Well, this is my step to have a clean colon in the first place. They have this whole booklet that comes along with it and one of the articles in it deals specifically with crohn's!! I don't believe the hype that siting toilets SOLELY cause crohn's, but it's gotta be part of it, right?
Anyways, I'll let everyone know. I don't know why I'm this excited.