The mens room ???

   Why are men so GROSS in the mens room? I mean geeeeez. Cant you put the seat up ? I dont want to sit in what you splater all over and why try at all if your going to pee on the floor. Who needs to drop his pants in your puddle in front of the toilet?  Heck, cant you even hit the urinal ? Aim the dang thing. Do you need a front sight on it ? Dont put both hands on the wall and lean forward and hope you hit the right spot. Thats why you have hands. Maybe a fire plug would work better for you . And how do you smear poop on the toilet seat ? What the heck are you doing , inspecting the TP before you drop it in ? Yep, thats poop . Wow, what a discovery ,,theres poop on your TP. Heck, just sniff it and wag your tail. Plus ,,that little handle on the back is not that hard to push down, if you don't want to touch it, use you foot stupid. There is a sink in there too,,use it and dont sling all the water on the floor before you dry your hands, just use one more paper towel. Your not going to save the trees by shaking most of the water off like a wet dog. There is also a sign on the door that says, Employees must wash their hands. Cant you read ??? Thats why I dont eat where you work, dummy. I dont know about the ladies room but when it comes to the mens room, its,, Who Let The Dogs Out .....

i speak for most men when i say, sorry

I dont know why some guys dont just poop on the ground and then drag their butts on the grass.

I learned early on to carry sterile wipes with me.  Sniper, if you followed me into one of those johns you would have found it to be spotless.  I spend a lot of time cleaning up those messes.

Keeper,, good thing you weren't still sitting on it. Tom, I have to clean up some of them too and it is usually when I really dont have the time. I SHOULD NOT NEED TO EITHER.

They say people are similar to the Ape, but reality we are more towards Pigs!

You ever notice someone leaving a parking space and there sits a Mc donalds cup and bag. What a bunch of lazy, dirty pigs. I will say something when I see them do it red handed and it won't be pretty.

Bunch of frickin pigs!

Hey! Hey! You're insulting a fine animal species. Did you know that pigs love baths and will even use a litter box ( if you've ever had one as a pet)? Poor piggies. You're embarrassing them.

Beer swilling, crotch scratching, belching and spitting, floor peeing and crapping on toilet seat men are an animal breed unto themselves. There is no word in the English language (or universal language) that classifies them. They are put here to test the rest of humanity. And some women can match em pretty closely too!

when i go into the lady's (and i will use that term loosely) room and i see toilet paper on the floor and pee dribbles on the seat, i have to wonder - do they do this at their own house??!! i will never understand why there is tp on the floor.. are they having a party, just throwing tp confetti into the air?

Last year I came off a long haul flight &I rushed to the loo. I was desperate &rather plonked myself down. Then I got the smell of poop. And it wasnt mine. Some delightful person had pooped all over the seat, the sanitory disposal & the wall. It was all over my rear, my arms & my clothes. What a clean up job that was, good job I had my suitcase with me. Im still amazed to this day that I wasnt sick.

I have had the occasion to use the men's restroom. I have always wondered why they have more stalls then womens restrooms do, this do not include unrinals. While they are generally not as clean as womens restrooms are.

I have to admit I have done some not nice things to my male family members for not leaving the bathroom in a state of readiness.

navy, where do you find this extra stall phenomenon? i shall move there!! whenever i ask my wife how many stalls she always says a higher number than the mens room at the same establishment has! without exception. when our sports stadiums were redone here in seattle they even put more womens in than mens! if all being equal in space the mens rooms usually have one stall and one urinal. the same space in the womens has 2 stalls , where either job can be done. DISCRIMINATION! I SAY!!

Agree,agree,agree, Grrrrrrrrr people wash your hands!
Also my wife has fallen in once,and will never fall in on my accord again.

an old trick i use Navy for the nonwashers is to look at their shoes if you can see them. then when you go back to your seat in a restaraunt etc... you can spot the unwashed and give them the 'look" i know what you didnt do! and i should tell your seat mates!