I know you all got you eyes glued on dat TV for dim limpics but down here in da bayou country old Boudreaux dun set a new record while walkin cross da cow pasture . Wit all dat mud he was slippin and slidin like dim ice skatters win he step on his boot lace. You could call dat a
open toe loop. But it dont stop dere. When he dun dat he fell into his pirouge an went slide cross dat pasture like a one man bobsled knocking down three cows. Guess you can call dat a tripple cow cow. After dat he got up and slipped on a piece of 4 by 2 he had put across a mud puddle and he slid cross dat pasture in 4.2 seconds . So fast , he beat dim cows to the feed trough. Dim snow boarders ain't got nottin on dat . cause he cut three flip and did a back somersault while tryin to stay on dat board. His wife Clouteel was watchin from the kitchin window and told him he should get a gold medal for dim tricks he done in da cow pasture . Old Boudreaux said dat would be nice , but instead he would just as soon have some aspirin .
