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Posted 3/15/2010 4:47 AM (GMT 0)
When the bills hit your eye , and you just want to cry,,,your a crohnieee

when the stack you must pay, just gets bigger each day,,,,your a crohnieee

so you go, go and go and go , and you know that your going , too often

to the store you must fly , more TP you must buy,,its , the soft one

all your friends have a cure , but you just want to tell them,,,,,,BOLOGNEEEEE

Cuse sa me, but you see, there is no cure for me,,, your a crohnieeee

 OK , hint for you youngsters,,Dean Martin,,look him up.

 

Posted 3/15/2010 8:32 AM (GMT 0)
when you you poop on some guy
in a stall thats near by
thats NOT amore`
you must wipe and then run
for the fightin's not done
till you get to the dooooorway!
Posted 3/15/2010 11:56 AM (GMT 0)
Knew I could count on you randy. How about this one ?

What've I got to do when its all over,,what've I got to do to ease the pain,,what've I got to do to stop the burning,, always seems to me , wiping seems to be the hardest word ....
Posted 3/15/2010 9:02 PM (GMT 0)
When you think you're all done
and get up to run
sit down, there's some more eh?
When husband wont leave
though the smell makes him heave
That's AMORE!
Posted 3/15/2010 10:36 PM (GMT 0)
habs, i was gonna use "eh" but im not canadian and didnt know if it was legal ;0)

sniper, i got nuthin' for the new one. i cant even get the tune in my head.. btw, my wife says thanks for getting that song in my head last night although after about an hour of singing and humming i was banished to the family room...;0)
Posted 3/16/2010 2:43 AM (GMT 0)
OMG! just gave me the best stress reducer. A good laugh. thanks guys.
Posted 3/16/2010 3:26 AM (GMT 0)
" Only a crohnie
Know the way I feel tonight
Only a crohnie
know this feeling aint right.

There goes my ****
There goes my****
Their gone forever
so far apart

Only a crohnie"
Posted 3/16/2010 4:14 AM (GMT 0)
Wow, never thought of Roy O !!! Sorry Rando, didn't mean to get you in trouble. The word on the next one is sorry seems to be the hardest word...I could use a little help on the next one . Nothing rhymes with supercalafradgulisticexpealadoshous ,,does it ????
Posted 3/16/2010 4:29 AM (GMT 0)
Not being a youngster, I get the big pizza pie, and only the crohnie, still having a problem with the hardest word. And doesn't atrocious rhyme?

And precocious?
Posted 3/16/2010 7:01 AM (GMT 0)
hmom,, "sorry seems to be the hardest word" is the name of the song.. ;0) i just cant start it going in my head long enough to get a rhyme going for CD... maybe it didnt make that big of an impression on my young brain..
Posted 3/16/2010 12:41 PM (GMT 0)
Don't worry. Be happy.

That's for you, Sniper.
Posted 3/16/2010 2:46 PM (GMT 0)
Thanks C2 ,,thats why I do this.
New one even Randy should get.

Every morning when you wake you can feel it arrive
be it six AM or two forty-five
theres a rumble in your tummy and that quivering lip
you know you better hurry and you better not trip
get to the JOHN !!!!!!

With your drawers around your ankles you go shuffling cross the floor
and your feeling very lucky that you made it to the door
when you finally make it inside theres no time for foolin round
and as your rear is landing your so glad the seat was down
in the John, big John , big bad John
Posted 3/16/2010 2:48 PM (GMT 0)
"Sorry" ELTON JOHN>

"Its sad so sad,
It's a sad sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad; so sad
Why can't we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That Crohns seems to be the hardest word. LOL
Posted 3/16/2010 2:56 PM (GMT 0)
See Randy ,,Vicky has the song..Try putting on some big glasses and glitter and you will be singing it too...
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