yes, you have crohns. My farts are so loud, my wife is part time pet sitter, she brings 2 of these standard poodles over to our house. evidently their owners never have gas, because they came over one day and man I was on fire, so they came in the house, and i cut super loud fart, that i swear lasted 30 seconds,(good times) I'm serious on that, because man it feels so good to blow them out, anyway those dogs looked at me, like what in the hell was that noise, the younger female cocked her head, like what was that explosion. I get so bloated
as well, but the releasing gas sure helps.