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Posted 2/12/2011 7:40 PM (GMT 0)
You have different underwear for different days...as well as certain clothes
Posted 2/12/2011 8:05 PM (GMT 0)
Aw Tooth, you beat me to the time of day vs. pills.

You only remember what day of the week it is when you look at your pill minder.

Posted 2/12/2011 8:41 PM (GMT 0)
your pet looks at u at night when u are going back and fourth to the pot and u think she is thinking would u just keep still and go to sleep ur interupating mine
Posted 2/13/2011 2:23 AM (GMT 0)
You can actually play a tune BACKWARDS if you know what I mean!
Posted 2/13/2011 2:37 AM (GMT 0)
Your vacation plans depend on bathroom availability! You carry wet wipes in your purse and a change of clothes in your car! You know how to effectively squeeze and run! Coughing and sneezing are not your friend! You have pants for bloated days in your closet! You don't not take your meds!

Cindy
Posted 2/13/2011 2:42 AM (GMT 0)
You keep a tube of Desitin with you and you're over the age of 18.
Posted 2/13/2011 2:51 AM (GMT 0)
You know where are the closest and best restrooms to stop at along your drive to work.
Posted 2/13/2011 6:25 PM (GMT 0)
You've lost 10 pounds in 2 days and your fat pants don't fit because you are so bloated.
Posted 8/11/2012 7:26 PM (GMT 0)
Love this thread so thought I'd revive it. :-)

You know you have IBD when.... farting is like playing Russian roulette: you never know if something's gonna come out.

(I saw this one on a different thread years ago and couldn't stop laughing.)
Posted 8/12/2012 1:49 AM (GMT 0)
You actually celebrate each pound you gain.
Posted 8/12/2012 4:12 AM (GMT 0)
You find a seat on the airplane close to the bathroom and worry during the entire flight that you might have to fart!
Posted 8/12/2012 4:37 PM (GMT 0)
Your husband has nicknamed you "Super Pooper"

 

Posted 8/12/2012 7:33 PM (GMT 0)

Djin said...
You actually celebrate each pound you gain.

And any poop that might even be remotely solid.
Posted 8/12/2012 9:21 PM (GMT 0)
Between weighing yourself when you first wake up and weighing yourself after multiple morning trips to the bathroom, you lose two pounds.
Posted 8/13/2012 11:55 AM (GMT 0)
.....your husband refuses to take responsibility for your farts!
Posted 8/13/2012 1:45 PM (GMT 0)
You actually celebrate each pound you gain.
Posted 8/15/2012 4:04 PM (GMT 0)
You actually celebrate each pound you gain.
Posted 8/17/2012 1:24 AM (GMT 0)
You clean out your room and find many empty pill bottles :p
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