Fred the hypnotist was preforming at the nursing home before an audience of about
sixty residence . Pay close attention he said as he took a gold watch from his pocket. I am going to hypnotize all of you . This gold watch has been in my family for 5 generations he said as he started to swing the watch back an forth . I want you all to watch the watch . As it swung back an forth Fred said , watch the watch , watch the watch , watch the watch . Just then the watch chain slipped from his fingers and the watch hit the floor shattering in a hundred pieces . "S#!+" !!!!!!! said Fred .
It took three days to clean up the nursing home and Fred was never invited back again .
Being crohnies I thought you guys would get a laugh from this story . I almost did what they did .