New job and poop issues

Hi all,

I've been working from home for the past 7 months. It's been glorious having my own private bathroom that I can stink up without worry.

For financial reasons, I've now I accepted a fulltime position where I'll be working in an office. I'm worried about how I'm going to deal with my gut in public.

This isn't the first time I've worked in an office setting. I used to spray the bathroom stall with those convenient pocket-sized Lysol sprays... but that can only go so far. You just can't disguise the big D 100%.

It's got me thinking I should just bite the bullet and get an ilesotomy. I've had one in the past and it wasn't that bad. I had control over my bowels and I appreciated that.

Any tips on how to hide my secret shame from my new colleagues?

Thx

Yes, I've heard poopoori is good!
You will learn as you go along, like what times are good and when the bathrooms will generally be busier. Maybe there's a more private bathroom somewhere that you haven't seen yet.
Try out the poopoori, keep that small spray handy, and make good use of the "courtesy flush" and flush often to avoid spreading the stink as much as you can. You can do it!

Lighting a match immediately after pooping is a great way to disguise the smell.