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Posted 11/3/2007 9:34 PM (GMT 0)
Never Trust a Fart....... If you know what I mean.
Posted 11/3/2007 9:39 PM (GMT 0)
LOL!!!!

I don't have to worry about that anymore.
Posted 11/3/2007 10:06 PM (GMT 0)
Well I guess it's the power of air and many cleanup's. Some of us are glad it's getting out if you know what I mean. I have had some problems lately too so understand where that is coming from.lol gail
Posted 11/3/2007 10:35 PM (GMT 0)
Yep.I've learnt that lesson the hard way. I bet we all have. Even if your not overly religious what do you all pray for? I find myself saying when I make a mad dash to a public restroom something like,
"Please God let their be toilet paper in the dispenser, oh and PS............I prefer the more absorbent type, not that slipery stuff some places pass off as TP its nasty."
Tess
Posted 11/3/2007 10:56 PM (GMT 0)
Those days are well and truly gone for me!!!!!!!!!!! Often think about those days though LOL
:-) :-) :-) :-)
Posted 11/3/2007 11:22 PM (GMT 0)
Everyone hates it when a fart turns out to be a shart.
Posted 11/4/2007 1:45 AM (GMT 0)
I've said that here a few times...never trust a fart...it happens to the best of us, don't feel bad it's the nature of the BEAST!

:)
Posted 11/4/2007 8:37 AM (GMT 0)
When this happens it can create fear too, for me the fear last about 3-4 days :(

Just go with your "gut feeling" and hope for the best! ha, it's fun to laugh at it, but it really does suck in the end!!!!

Posted 11/4/2007 10:26 AM (GMT 0)
Thats totally true. I never trust a fart!!!!LOL
Posted 11/4/2007 12:42 PM (GMT 0)
I can laugh about it now, but at the time, it truly wasn't funny!  I was on my way to a school play, had a pair of white capri pants on.  Got out of the car and before I could shut the door...oooops!!!  Had to leave and change my pants.  After that, I never trusted a fart again.

Posted 11/5/2007 12:42 AM (GMT 0)
If I only was a anus I'd never let it out, but I'd find myself wishing I was only just a fart... by gail ,gotta love yah's
Posted 11/5/2007 1:55 AM (GMT 0)
You guys make me feel so normal!! 
Posted 11/5/2007 3:27 AM (GMT 0)
Hmmmm....try taking a stool sample in one of those lovely specimen jars and trying to decide whether it's a fart or if you're about to baptize to hand! You know if we could bottle all that gas...we'd be some financially well off people...now wouldn't we!
Posted 11/5/2007 1:20 PM (GMT 0)
Yep, they are also the most crooked things in the world. You aim them at the floor , and they hit you in the nose.
Posted 11/5/2007 1:24 PM (GMT 0)
So true so true!!! One accident was all it took for me to learn that one. I can't even trust a sneeze now either!
ps. my husband hid a pair of skid mark undies from me becuase he was embarrassed. I told him that was so cute and if he only knew...since I do the laundry!
Posted 11/5/2007 4:51 PM (GMT 0)
Yes....does anyone even bother buying white underpants anymore? I mean, what's the point.

Poopington McToot
Posted 11/5/2007 10:58 PM (GMT 0)

Sherbear41466 said...
I can laugh about it now, but at the time, it truly wasn't funny! I was on my way to a school play, had a pair of white capri pants on. Got out of the car and before I could shut the door...oooops!!! Had to leave and change my pants. After that, I never trusted a fart again.

Let that be another life's lesson learned - never wear white pants. I don't trust white underwear either.
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