BRAIN-OK we need to take a trip ,,everyone ready ? GUT- ready. BLADDER- Ready. STOMACH- yea uhh OK. BRAIN, ok here we go ,driving down the highway. GUT - Hey,,,, I'm uncomfortable down here, I think our belts too tight. HANDS- well you didn't complain when I buckled it before we left, maybe if you didn't make all that gas. GUT- OH YEA, blame me, what about
all that food you were craming down our throat last night ? BRAIN- OK calm down we have a long way to go. GUT- But I cant take this ,Im going to blow up. ANUS- Houston, we have a problem!!! BRAIN- OK ,,OK ,,we will find a restroom. EYES- Hey I'm looking. ANUS- Captian,, I can no stan na strain, if I cant hold together theyll be a toxic leak of mass proportion.. HANDS- Hey, I'm not putting my fingers in that crapp again, no way.BRAIN-stop complaining hands and help out. HANDS( mumble mumble ),How come I get all the crappy clean up jobs??? NOSE-What ? you dont have to smell it. BLADDER- You guys are scarrin the pee out of me. BRAIN- But you said your were empty. BLADDER- dont blame me the kidney twins are dumping on me. RIGHT KIDNEY- Wha ???? LEFT KIDNEY- shut up bladder before I throw a stone at you. URETER,(in a high squeaky voice)- OHHH NOOO Mr Kidney,your going to be mean to me again. ANUS-Captain, wear commin apart dune herea. We have to have a wee break are I wont be resposable for the damage. BRAIN- Cant you release some pressure ? NOSE- OH BOY, here we go, and in a closed space too, thats all we need. STOMACH,,Oh , I suddenly feel queasy. NOSE- You dont know the half of it. Whew.EYES- My vision is blurry ,but,,ANUS-Who you callin a BUTT???EYES-,OH Boy, rest area 1 mile, hang on. BRAIN-We need more time how much can you give us anus ? ANUS- I'm doin the best that I can Captain but I'm only human. Best put it in warp drive. EYES- YEA RIGHT, the guy in front of us is driving so slow he can see the grass grow. OK theres the exit just a little longer. There, we made it. BRAIN- Feets, dont fail me now. Eyes- no not there no toilet paper there there that one.HANDS-zipper zipper @#%$ ZIPPER..... ANUS-AHHHHHHHH that was a close one Laddy, good thin you found this port in time.. BRAIN- Geeeez Only 150 miles to go. SIGH ..HAIR- and you wonder why I'm gray .....
