Posted 9/10/2009 1:36 AM (GMT 0)
This happened to me several weeks ago. I was in a store I guess its NZ version of wallmart and needed to go like right away. My husband had the few items we required so followed me over to where the toilet was, can you imagine my absolute horror to read the sign on the door, "Out of Order". I did this duck walk back to the car at the far side of the car park my husband following behind with the purchases, I was at the point of no return but quickly grabbed one of the buckets we'd purchased for the goats, jumped into the back of our 4 x 4 dropped my pants and took a dump.
it was quite sureal, I'm crapping on a bucket with people talking to each other not 3 metres from me, I was crying then I started this hysterical laughing then cried some more. I covered the bucket with a plastic bag cleaned myself up and crawled back into the front seat. It came on me with such a rush it hurt, but could have been with trying to hold on so long.
I keep a bucket permanently packed with items I'll need should this situation ever happen again, a dreadful experience. the buckets were RED..................red means danger all right.
Tess.