OT: Just Some Hemorrhoid Humor

My 'rrhoids were getting out of hand

So I went to see the Procto man

He said it was no big deal

A little snip I would hardly feel

But I woke up with a burning ring of fire

And I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire

And it burns, burns, burns

The ring of fire, the ring of fire

He cut then he cut some more

Man, my butt is sore

I'm avoiding the toilet seat

Haven't gone in at least a week

I woke up with a burning ring of fire

Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire

And it burns, burns, burns

The ring of fire, the ring of fire

You would think for an extra fee

He'd throw in a colostomy

When I go it'll burn like hell

Like love in a prison cell

I woke up with a burning ring of fire

Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire

And it burns, burns, burns

The ring of fire, the ring of fire